Bomma, please… what did you expect? That if a guy (other than Mojo) came to OUR apartment, I’d go to my kennel and behave? Not bloody likely. For a long time, it’s just been me and you. Remember? It’s ME you snuggle with on the couch, and it’s ME you smile for, and it’s ME you talk to! NOT some other man, Bomma. I just can’t stand it.

I don’t know why you want another man in our life, but I’m going to let you in on a few secrets.

• If you sit on the couch with him, I’m going to wedge myself between the two of you
• When you’re not paying attention to me, I will drag your granny panties out of the laundry basket into the living room
• I’ll reformat your hard drive
• I’ll kiss you on the lips so he won’t want to
• When he pets me, I’ll roll over and pee on him
• I’ll develop the worst case of gas you’ve ever smelled
• I’ll never let you put another sweater on me
• Let’s not forget what you did to my nuts… I think you owe me
• Your iPod will be toast the next time you leave it within my reach

So Bomma, let’s stop this dating stuff. We are just fine by ourselves! Nobody loves you more than I do. *wags tail*

First of all, there was this big ruckus going on outside the patio window so I was doing my Alpha Male routine and barking loudly at the kids playing outside. Bomma would want to know that humans were outside, so I barked really loud and made a fuss! Next thing I know, she squirts me from a distance with the water bottle and tells me to HUSH. Bomma, I’m just doing my job. I want you to be so proud of me.

Next thing I know, Bomma is sitting at her puter with a cup of hot stuff in a mug and I got an itch. So… I scratched it and it made my tags jingle on my collar. Then, I got another itch and so I started scratching it again. This made Bomma pay attention. When she saw me scratching, she jumped up out of her chair and nailed me to the floor spreading my front legs WAY APART.

Ouch, Bomma! What the heck are you doing? She had her face 2 inches from my body poking and searching and rubbing my fur backwards, then…….. PINCH! I saw her squish something between her fingers and say a curse word. She picked me up and looked at my itch and hugged me. She said, “Oh Copper. You have your first FLEA!”

She grabbed my leash, clipped it on my collar and we headed out the door. HOT DOG! We’re going for a walk! She walked me straight to the vet’s office by our apartment, and I didn’t even care that that’s where I lost my nuts. There were people there who babied me and patted me and told me I was cute. Well gosh, I know that already. Don’t forget I’m handsome and adorable, incredibly soft and warm, and the toughest weenie on the block.

Bomma told the lady I had my first flea, so she gave her some medicine to put between my shoulder blades to kill them. She also gave her a new box of heartworm medicine. All my shots are up-to-date so I don’t have to go back until December. Bomma asked her to weigh me and I’m proud to say that I’m 14.3 pounds of pure weenie now. :::puffs out chest:::

I didn’t mean to scare Bomma. She was furious with the flea. I saw her making a list of who might have given it to me, but I’ve gotta tell her…. it wasn’t Marco. I probably picked it up at the poop station.

I’m going to be one year old next week, so I’d say it was about time I got a flea. *wags tail*

Her booty was so fine…

And her face so divine….

She looked as good as can be…

But Bomma? I totally fell for her HDTV! *wags tail*

Oh Bomma, she’s be-YEW-tiful! Can we keep her? Huh? Bomma I don’t know why she’s here, and I don’t even care. I’m CRAZY about Noel! I can’t keep my paws off of her! But Bomma… why does she sit down when I try to sniff her butt? I only want to get to know her better. *bark*

Copper & Noel 7/19/07

This weekend, my big brothers invaded Bomma’s house. They messed with my head so bad. Cohdy, Preddin & Jon are mean. Oh, yes they are.

• Contrary to what you think, I will not spread wings and fly when you toss me in the air and yell “FLY WEENIE! FLY”.
• I will pee on you when you flip me on my back and do your Monster imitation, Cohdy.
• If you put me close to your face, I will lick it.
• Even my farts don’t stink as bad as yours. GAG!
• “Axe” does NOT smell good on me.
• I gained 3 pounds eating your leftover pizza crust.
• I will not stop barking when you tell me to STFU.
• I am not fat. Stop calling me fat.
• The only reason I didn’t bite you is because Bomma loves you.
• I know the only reason you didn’t kill me is because I’m so soft and cute.
• I can’t wait for you to come back to see us.

*wags tail* I will sleep good tonight!