Apparently, I was squealing for a reason.  The xray tech tried to kill me this morning.  I know everyone on the third floor heard me scream when he made me move my shoulder into positions they shouldn’t be in.

I can’t quote word for word?  But from what Dr. Wey showed me in the xrays, my humerus bone is broken in two places, one of which is the “ball section” (hehe busted balls) and it was torn away from my rotor cuff.  It will not heal on its own.  I am having surgery on Thursday whereby Dr. Wey will sew my balls back into my rotor cuff.

I am a Spartan Woman after all.  STEEEEEELIOOOOOOOS!!!!!