Incessant Gibberish

I started this diet. It has taken days to wrap my mind around the idea, and give in. The diet doesn’t have a big name, but I guess we could call it the Dr. Yu Diet. Not only is my cholesterol level high, but so is my blood pressure, […]

 

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So I get a message a week or so ago in Flickr, and it says, “Dear Snowlobster, Would it be possible to get your Easter Lily picture a large size. I would be grateful. Rosetta2008″
And me, being the egotistical bitch that I am, replied with, “Dear Rosetta, Thank you for your inquiry and […]

Hey Bill.
Hello. How are you?
I feel really sick to my stomach this morning, Bill.
Eat soft veggies & fruit. You will feel better.
:::looks around convenience store hi & lo:::
You got any of that in here, Bill?
*laughs*
My love is the only good thing in this store.
Aw!!! I believe that, Bill!
:::scanning shelves for something to […]

Hey Bill! Good morning!
What is good?
I chuckle on my way to the drink bin.
Hey, man! This watermelon shit I bought yesterday is pretty good! Plus, you get a LOT for only .99!
Yes. It is good to cleanse the bowl.
:::pause:::
Yeah, Bill! Clean bowls are important!
Slide your card, please.
OK, sorry… what you just […]

Since Preston works at a movie theater (and has for a year), he is able to obtain some pretty cool stuff. He’s always got on a very cool t-shirt, that’s for sure. For my birthday this year, he offered me a movie poster, and I picked this one. The Golden Compass won […]