Incessant Gibberish

Inbetween where I live and where I work (and apparently almost every other employee from work) is a conveniently located… well,… convenience store.
When I first moved to Carrollton, a Persian woman named “Sepia” (or something like that) worked at the store in the mornings. Without fail, Sepia was there. Very sweet, shy […]

My Youngest Son. My Baby. My Angel. The Cute One.
He’s a SHIT!!! He hasn’t contacted me for THREE WEEKS! Who the hell does he think he is? I’ve left messages on his phone, his My Space, and texted him as well. I get nothing. Well, I take […]

 

 What Would Brian Boitano Do?: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

So it’s dark, and I’m blowing through Greenville to TXK a few weeks ago, and I’m deep into conversation with BFF Mary Contrary. She is distressed after receiving news about her FBFF Diane back in Minnesota. The convo was personal, heavy and intense. Next thing I know there are red lights […]

 

 Somebody Up There (Likes Me): Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I try to be good.  I don’t download music from freebie sites.  I try to be legal and follow the right steps.  What do I get?  Shitty music quality!  From iTunes!  Aren’t these people supposed to be a leader in the industry?  The quality of the downloads is far less superior than those that I’ve […]

We clicked instantly. Our eyes met, and we knew. She was evil. I was evil. Locked in that electrical path between all-knowing and “oh my fucking gawd there’s another one like me”, we became instant BFF’s. I worshiped her artistic talent, she worshiped the 10% discount I got her on […]